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"Welcome, stranger: A fugitive holes up in a decrepit manse inhabited by an old lady and by an upstairs curse."

-- DVD description for the episode


Plot Edit

Fugitive Clyde is on the lam from an angry mob. He seeks refuge in a decrepit old mansion owned by an elderly woman. Unbeknownst to Clyde, said creepy abode has an unusual curse attached to it.

Opening Segment Edit

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"Hey, cats, I call this one Painted into a Coroner Blues. 'When I think of you, my heart goes flopsy. As I contemplate your sweet autopsy. Your skin is green and blue, whatever would I do without my find cadaver. The love in which I know I'll fall starts with the unkindest cut of all.' Thank you, thank you. They don't call me the creative writing corpse for nothing. Thank you. My next poem is a little ex-stair-imental number I've been working on. I hope you like it. It's about a real ghoul dude named Clyde, who's about to try a little die-ku of his own in a vile verse I call "Staired in Horror."

Closing Segment Edit

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"Poor Clyde. I guess that's one 12-step program he could have done without. Still, you'll be happy to know kiddies, that our story has a happy ending. Clyde did manager, after a couple of years, to crawl a little way down the stairs where he waited for Lily while she grue-some. You know what they say, 'Age before booty!' My next poem features a rhyming scream I think you'll find interesting."

Audience member: "Hey, why don't you sit down?"

Crypt Keeper: "Excuse me, folks."

[Crypt Keeper throws hammer at skeleton]

Crypt Keeper: "Now, that's beat poetry."

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