"Nice bod: She'll take it! A quirky Mr. and Mrs. are quirkier after a saleswoman takes over the wife's body."

-- DVD description for the episode


An elderly cosmetics saleswoman (Frances Bay) visits the home of a young vain and eccentric couple (Brian Kerwin and Carol Kane) and convinces the wife to try on a magic necklace that switches the wife's body with hers.

Opening SegmentEdit

"Oh, hello there, fright fans. I've just been sitting here waiting for my blood pack to harden. My cosmetologist said I was starting to look a little lifeless.

[Crypt Keeper pulls a "mask" off his face]

Much better, eh? Which reminds me, tonight's poison parable is about a couple who take their appearance very seriously. Needless to say, they're going to end up trying to save face. I call this one "Judy, You're Not Yourself Today."

Closing SegmentEdit

"I still think die-monds are a girl's best friend. You'll be glad to know that the witch gave up door-to-door sales and joined the Peace Corpse. Poor Donald. You can't really blame him. He was only trying to give his marriage a shot in the arm -

[fires gun]

and in the leg

[fires gun]

and in the head!

[fires gun; laughs]

Sometimes I crack myself up! Until next time kiddies, pleasant screams!"

[fires gun]

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