"Zombies? Vampires? Thanks for asking. They don't like each other, and here's a little demonstration why."
-- DVD description for the episode
After losing their friend Cutter in a botched robbery, Ford and Cammy, a wild young Londoner crime couple, split up and Cammy finds a new lover, Jimmy. Jealous, Ford shoots him and the trio discovers something shocking about one another.
Opening Segment EditMan: "Doctor Crypt Keeper, I'm not the one with the problem here, she is."
Crypt Keeper: "Relationships aren't about who's right or wrong. Look, do you remember how you felt about each other when you were newlybleds? Do you want to feel the same way you felt at your marriage scare-emony? Good. Then let go of what you find eerie-tating about each other before it gross too far. Which is the kind of advice the young couple in tonight's tale should take. They're fiends and lovers whose relationship is clot between a rock and a horrid place. I call this one "Cold War."
Closing Segment Edit"I guess Cammy and Ford won't be joining Jimmy's fang club anytime soon. Still, I do see a little blight at the end of the tunnel for them, if Ford's new look gross on her. So, how's our struggle with wife and death? Are we happy? Looks like they'll be headed for divorce corpse instead."
- Per the title, "The Cold War" was the continuing state of tension that existed between the United States and the Soviet Union from the mid-1940s to the early 1990s or from World War II (the "hot" war) to the fall of the Berlin Wall and the fall of the U.S.S.R.